Tortured to move!

*Crawling over in great excitement*

Malao Zai (MZ) : Bro!! Bro!! Check out the new chick in the park , over there!!

"Aiya, no mood lah"

(MZ): Wah Bro, ur voice very hoarse lei. Thought u recovering from ur flu liao?

"Talk liao i get angrier. Big Ass Monster took the advice of all those mummies at the Forum and decided to let me cry! She is not going to carry me anymore.. She wants to CIO me again!!!"

MZ: How come like that? I thought u have them twirled round ur little finger??

"Dammm.. Big Ass Monster got increasingly irritated. Brought me to another PD, Dr Meanie Ong. She is damm shrewd. Saw through my plot. Told Big Ass Monster I am bulling them all. Wants them to carry all the time therefore no intention to sit up and pull to stand myself. Big Ass Monster was so mad with me these few days. Anyhow stuff me with lousy food!"

MZ: " I thought u managed to fool her again? She brought u to another PD before Dr Meanie right?"

"Ya. That PD nice guy. I bribed him before with two bottle of milk, tell him dun talk so much. He didn't. Only commented that I am very smart and is making them carry me. But he never talk so much, unlike Dr Meanie Ong. That doc too smart. I failed to bribe her with the milk lei. I think she prefers ice cream. Stupid me! Anyway, she discussed with Big Ass Monster in great detail on how I was manipulating her and Mao Mao, particularly Mao Mao . Coz she always caters to my whims and fancies. So Dr Meanie Ong told them i became dependent on them and therefore see no need for me to move on my own hence till now i am still stuck to the floor. She is damm smart that Doc. I really dislike her. The moment I stepped into her clinic, I know it was Doomsday for me, cried nonstop. Such intense fear" *sigh*

MZ: wah. sounds very serious lei.. so they let u cry today ah?

"Yes but heng Mao mao rescued me on several occasions. Carried me. Big Ass Monster very mad with her liao..Mao Mao also mad with Big Ass Monster. So stressed at home. Think better loiter here longer lah.."

MS: Wah Bro *Pat Pat* Is there anything I can do to help?

"Yes. Go back and tell ur mama dun be so nosy and help Big Ass Monster train me hor. I think they msning now and discussing how to CIO me!!"

MS: alamak..my mama also hor.. ok.. later go back tell her not to..

" Dun talk abt that liao.. Spoils my mood only. Whey u say got new chick in the park ah? Where is she??"

MZ: *pointing to a bb girl, cruising in socks, in the distance* I think she has a very fiesty temper lei. Think chili padi lei..

"Good. I like such challenges. What's her name, you know?"

MZ: think it is Jo or something....

"JO??!!! Her Mama introduced Dr Meanie Ong to Big Ass Monster one!!!!!!!!! Quick, lift me up! FAST!!! I want to take my revenge!!!"

MZ: ok ..ok..

"Whey girl..."

Jo: Get lost you fatty boy!

MZ: wah.. you are fierce.. He is the charming MM lei. why u scold him?

Jo: He, charming?? Pls .. Don't waste my time. I have plenty of suiters queueing up wanting to go on a date with me.. Unless he can get his butt off the floor else get lost. My mama also dun want me to have a mommy's boy as my bf.

*BOILING... Furiously sucking on thumb to cool off.....*